Joke Time: Filipino Excuse Letters
(From a media loop)
These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling)collected by schools from all over the country.
1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today.Please execute him. (Hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O kaya niyo yun?)
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had hershot. (Pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka…Baka may rabies…)
3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. (Aba grabe to. Nasa kalendaryo pa ang birthday ko kung ganon. Hahaha!)
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.(Ano daw???? )
5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell outof a tree and misplaced his hip. (Hanapin natin!)
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.(Bwehehehe..-. la ako masabi… Bwahahaha! Ganito kasi yan. Kinagat siya ni Lola sa noo sa gigil. Tapos nabali yung ngipin ng pustiso niya.Hahaha!!! )
7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been botheredby very close veins. (Buti pa veins niya. Close sila. Hahahaha!!!)
8. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
9. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.(Aah…..eh.-…i…..-ow….u..-..)
10. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had(diahre)(dyrea)-(direathe) the shits. [words in ()s were crossed out.](Sinabi na kasi LBM na lang e. Pasosyal pa kasi.)
11. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.(So transsexual pala si
Irving?)
12. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping becauseI dont know what size she wear.
13. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend herfuneral. (
Ala e! Mabuhay ang Patay!! Mayroong Himala!!!)
14. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold andcould not breed well. (Stud service ba yung school nya? baka gremlins siya.)
15. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. (Ay grabe! Iba na talaga ang mga kabataan ngayon. Hahaha!)
16. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasnt the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. Hahaha, telenovela..-. bow. Makuwento siya ha… Kulang lang sa pansin…)
17. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. (Winner to!!!!!!!!!! Anggaling!!!-! Puwede rin kaya sa office ito?)
nice jokes! just surfing the wordpress blogs and saw yours!
mabuhay!
Angelica
14 Sep 06 at 10:33 pm
Salamat po!
Thanks f or dropping by.
God speed!
mindanaw
14 Sep 06 at 10:58 pm
what a loser. copied from another site. yeah right damn funny. well… the joke’s on you!
nec
6 Mar 07 at 2:14 pm
Hi Nec,
Thanks for honoring this post with you spending time to comment on it.
If you have actually read this post the attribution is in the first line (”from a media loop”) . Meaning it came from an e-group of media friends. There is no illusion that this was original.
Unfortunately, it seems you might have chosen to personify your comment. Peace bitaw!
mindanaw
6 Mar 07 at 2:21 pm
haaahahahha!! i love it! you should post more of those.
bianca
10 Jul 07 at 5:03 pm
these jokes suckk!!!!they aint even funny!!
losers!!! unfortunately,,ur..like what they say it in the philippines..”KORNY”!!!!
pompits
14 Jul 07 at 1:21 pm
sobrang nakakatawa kaya, lolz
blue
31 Jul 07 at 10:29 pm
Hi pompits, grab a life!
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1 Aug 07 at 2:49 am
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30 Aug 07 at 6:12 am
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Li Yung Lee
10 Sep 07 at 8:05 pm
m0re p0wer….!!!!
Li Yung Lee
10 Sep 07 at 8:08 pm
yeah right media loop. But this isn’t “collected by schools from all over the country.” that’s for sure. You suck with your excuses dude.
And “Grab a Life?” WTF? now that’s original. and disappointing.
max
23 Sep 07 at 5:27 pm
To those who find irregularities in this post,
I cant understand why its really big deal with you. I’m tempted not to respond to your tirades but I’ll speak my mind out anyway. Thanks for expressing your takes in my little corner. I respect your opinion and your right to say it.
Even if a few expressed their narrow minds via their comments, I’m happy that most of those who gave comments are people with good dispositions in life who know the border between fun and bigotry.
Istambay sa Mindanao
Istambay
23 Sep 07 at 5:52 pm
diS is so funny ever!
u cracked me up guYs…
i LuV fiLo jOks! hehehehe
i’m so proud 2 da ppoL who made it!
take care.. ^_^
God bLess yaS!
xoxoxox
~_~
pinayme08
21 Oct 07 at 6:41 pm
thanks for making me laugh:-)
nice motivational activity for an english class.
rissa
17 Jan 08 at 8:49 pm
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berto
30 Apr 08 at 6:03 pm